Beginner’s Guide to Christianity

Michael Patton has published a very funny glossary of 19 essential terms for beginning Christians.

18. Quiet time: This has no relation to “time out.” In fact, it could be just the opposite. All Christians are expected to have “quiet time.” It is at this time that you renew your relationship to God through prayer and Bible study. The longer the better. If you do this first thing in the morning, people will count you blessed.